now i don’t know if i’d trust the devil on this, but i’ll let you be the judge of that:
1 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
2 – Half the people you know are below average.
5 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
6 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7 – The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
9 – Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
This seems to be one heck of a depressed devil. The full list of 19 (is that some evil number?) snippets of damned wisdom. I guess i’ll file it under christianity…
