heretical prayers

two prayers i just found on digg, which, of course, appeared in a thread about Google developing true AI:

Our Google in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your results come,
your will be done,
on earth as in cyberspace.
Give us today our daily pron.
Forgive us our flamewars
as we forgive those who flamed against us.
Save us from the time of no connection
and deliver us from 404.
[For the information, the power, and the glory are yours now and for ever.] Amen.

Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don’t give us root access on some poor d00d’z box when we’re too pissed off to think about what’s right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we’d appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.


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