LOLcat bible

boingboing points us to the LOLcat bible wiki. From John 1:

1. In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd iz liek “Oh hai Ceiling Cat” and teh werd eated teh Ceiling Cat.
2. In teh beginz teh werd an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz.
3. Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.
4. Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez “Oh hay lite.”
5. Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek “Wtf.”
6. And teh Ceiling Cat haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John.
7. He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez “OMG.”
8. Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.
9. Teh tru lite–iz lotz of lite–iz comes, k?
10. He iz liek, “Oh hai, I mades u,” but teh wurld duznt sees him.
11. He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez “Do not want!”
12. And sum guyz did want, and sez “Teh Ceiling Cat pwns,” and deez guyz iz liek his kidz—
13. But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Ceiling Cats kidz.

for more info on lolcat: wikip, icanhascheezburger

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