why oh why can’t we have better religions (junk religion edition)

I love the sponsored links in Gmail! You stumble upon or are stumbled upon by such incredible stuff.

Here is The Voice of Elijah in what must be one of the silliest bits of self-refuting, hilarious, online junk religion advertising snippets i’ve seen in a while (and i click on almost all the weird-sounding religious links in my Gmail):

If you think our claim concerning lost insight is just more of the hoopla so prevalent on the World Wide Web today, consider these facts: In 1992, we came across Early Church documents that contain startling information concerning End Time Bible prophecies in the Books of Daniel and Revelation, the Rapture, the Tribulation, the Antichrist, and the Second Coming. These well-known and widely accepted documents of the Early Church not only explain who the Antichrist is and what he is going to do when he appears, they also reveal the majority of Christians are already in the grip of one of Satan’s most insidious lies.

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